Welcome!

Welcome! Those of you viewing this page have had the red velvet rope lifted and given an all-access pass to my insane weight loss ride. I understand that all of you are not dillusional to the fact that I am fat. In fact, I probably joke about it every day of my life! The simple fact is, that it isn't funny anymore. Okay, that was a bit too dramatic! I recently joined the HMR weight loss program through Alegent Health in Omaha, and I am starting this blog as a self-motivator and a way to hold myself accountable. So, if you don't see any updates in 6 months you can pretty much assume that I have given up, and I am burried in a diminishing pile of buffalo wings and Doritos! Wish me luck!!!!